Erwin Smith and Hanji Zoe Official Art
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
writing late replies:
writing late replies when you know that they’re waiting for you:
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
my psychologist gave me a list of “pleasant activities” to schedule during my week to give me a sense of achievement and one of the activities listed is straight up just “have pleasant sex”
I just kind of read it out loud and stared up at my psychologist in confusion only to see her staring at me like
I am not paying this woman enough money
BRING IT ON
In my spare time
i thought my anime phase was over but then it hit back twice as bad as before
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word