cheesymermaid:

You did the right thing.

(Source: albinwonderland)

(Source: deansams)

croatoaninmyblood:

I should be in bed. I’m not. GISHWHES is tomorrow.

crap

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Baby you’re a fiiiiirrreeeework! Come on let your- I wonder when the next season of Hannibal comes out"
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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

the-bucky-barnes:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

I went through old photos while I’m working on something and I found these from 2008-2009. Clearly not much has changed…

I forgot to add…one day if you’re lucky, you’ll meet Felix. My alter ego(no, I’m not kidding, ask Caci/Ash).

None of my old photos are near this calibre of awesome.

Listen, years of insanity have led to these photos. It’s hard work. You don’t even want to see the ones from the last couple of years…
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*tries to make a witty comeback*
*screws up*
*hides in a pit of shame forever*

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

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doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun)

if zodiac signs were memes

aphswiss:

aquarius: socially awkward penguin 

pisces: shrek is love shrek is life

aries: ……………slime man

taurus: ??????

gemini: anime tiddies

cancer: doge

leo: that really annoying one about coming out and being attacked

virgo: tfw no gf

libra: powerpoint done in comic sans

scorpio: rage comic

sagittarius: 12 year old furries

capricorn: the first meme of 2014

frosty-flames:

Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply
Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you