You did the right thing.
I should be in bed. I’m not. GISHWHES is tomorrow.
noddin’ ma head like yea
movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
Listen, years of insanity have led to these photos. It’s hard work. You don’t even want to see the ones from the last couple of years…
I went through old photos while I’m working on something and I found these from 2008-2009. Clearly not much has changed…
I forgot to add…one day if you’re lucky, you’ll meet Felix. My alter ego(no, I’m not kidding, ask Caci/Ash).
None of my old photos are near this calibre of awesome.
*tries to make a witty comeback*
*hides in a pit of shame forever*
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
this is what happened right
what the fuck is this though seriously
a good fucking time thats what
aquarius: socially awkward penguin
pisces: shrek is love shrek is life
aries: ……………slime man
gemini: anime tiddies
leo: that really annoying one about coming out and being attacked
virgo: tfw no gf
libra: powerpoint done in comic sans
scorpio: rage comic
sagittarius: 12 year old furries
capricorn: the first meme of 2014